5 year.agoSon: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He isn't your father!"
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Isn’t the one where half of the race apologizes for being their color, and the other half wants to say the N word
He won’t be needing it anymore
y'all want some good good i got Cheetos and Doritos
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Have you seen the size of his nose ?
Cause you just took my breath away
The stores are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.
Imagine my surprise when he actually came down the chimney! I had a bunch of questions for him though..."Can I see your reindeer, why are you black, and where are you going with all our presents?"
Because White people always love to go into crowded places with guns and murder as many random people as possible whenever they feel they've been wronged by society
But it was pissing down, so I just flung him in the bin.
When I die I want to go out with a bang.
Gotta show solidarity the blacks.
Apparently encouragement isn't ALWAYS the way.
'No', says God
women
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
Especially their ability to believe bullshit.
She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
You want the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.
her miscarriage.
Simply inject poison into your bloodstream to take revenge on those annoying insects.
“The paramedic said he's probably paralyzed for life.”
She’s been dead a few years but I still play with her
because he got hit by a truck
...knee to nose basis...
while looking at their family albums.
Nothing, they all die in school shooting.
"Never mind son." I said, "plenty more whales in the sea."
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